Marriage Sms Married Messages Text Special

1. An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband! 
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9. Welcome to the dangerous world of married life. Is too late to repent! Have an amazing journey! 
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17. Marriage marks the end of a love story and the start of a wrestling match. Wishing you the very best of everything anyway. 
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25. As you wed today, here's my advice for the newlyweds - stay married! The best is yet to be! 
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33. Golden Rule:-
34. To be happy with a man,
35. love him little and understand him a lot.
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37. To be happy with a woman,
38. love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her
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47. Most successful
48. Happy married life is
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62. Boy friend is fun,
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64. Husband is gun,
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66. Boy friend is light of moon,
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68. Husband is month of june,
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70. Boy friend is tooty fruity,
71. &
72. Husband is qismat phooti.
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81. Glorious Thinking By A Young Girl:
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83. I Will Marry a Love Failure Boy
84. Because
85. He Only Knows The Value of Love
86. And
87. He Only Can Give Me Real Love
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96. Larki: Main shaadi ke baad tumharay saray dukh baant lun gi.
97. Larka: Mujhay tou koi dukh nahi hai.
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99. Larki: Main shaadi ke baad ki baat kar rahi hun.
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108. New weddings Style
109. NIKAH:
110. Molvi: Do you agre To change your FaceBok status from Single To Married?
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113. Boy: Yes! Yes! Yes!
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116. Girl: Yes! Yes! Yes!
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118. Molvi: Congratulation ur prfile updated sucesfuly.
119. You are now Husband and Wife You May now upload your
120. wedding pictures and don't forgeT To Tag Me!;-) 
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129. Man : Is there any way for long life?
130. Doctor : Get married.
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132. Man : Will it help?
133. Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come =))
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142. Stages Of Marriage..
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146. >First Engagement Ring..
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148. Then,
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150. >Second Wedding Ring..
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152. And Then,
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154. >Third SuffeRING...xD 
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163. What's Marriage?
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170. Answer- MARRIAGE is the 7th sense of humans that destroys 
171. all the six senses and makes the person NON Sense...xD :P
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180. 'Arrange marriage means that we are walking a
181. and suddenly a snake bites..
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184. but love marriage means 2 go 2 snake and say..
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186. ly kat ly...
187. Nahi nai tu kat...' 
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195. ###Different Phases of a man :
196. after engagement: super man ,
197. after marriage: gentle man ,
198. after 10 years: watch ;
199. ###man##
200. after 20 years: dober man###
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209. 'After engagement
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211. Girl :Now stop looking at other girls,
212. u r commited now!
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214. Boy:
215. Oho wt do u mean,
216. if i m on diet,
217. tht doesnt mean tht
218. i cant look at MENU...:-D'
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227. 'A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper:
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230. For Sale:
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232. Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.:-)'
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241. 'A Married man had written on the Back of his Car.... . .
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243. " Don't Disturb
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252. Already Disturbed.'
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261. 'Get Married.....
262. not for urself,
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267. for the future of ur children, 
268. they are getting late for school and fees are increasing day by day ;-)
269. Think Logically.'
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278. If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
279. half the divorces won't take place..
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283. If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
284. half the marriages won't take place ;)
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293. Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples
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296. Never laugh at your wife's choices...
297. (You are on of them...)
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299. Never be Prouf of Your Choices...
300. (Your Wife is one of them...)
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309. A successful marriage is based
310. On give & take:
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312. Where husband gives money,
313. Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
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317. Where wife gives advices, lectures,
318. Tensions & husband takes it..!!
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327. Every Boy wish...
328. I'm not a Prince
329. but My Life-Partner should be a Princess
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331. Real Boy wish...
332. My Life-Partner may not be a Princess
333. but I Promise I'll treat her like a Princess.. !
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342. "I Will Marry a Love Failure Boy
343. Because
344. He Only Knows The Value of Love
345. And
346. He Only Can Give Me Real Love"
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355. True relatives always
356. Stand behind you during bad times.
357. Check your marriage Album.
358. All your relatives were standing behind you !! :)
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367. Cheers! on your wedding,
368. was a great friend to know and I am damn sure that
369. she is gonna keep you smiling, happy and cheerful all your life!
370. Happy married life to you twO
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379. Height Of "Bad Luck"
380. A Boy 'n Girl Met Last Time For Their Break Up.
381. Girl's Father Caught them...
382. Now They Are Married Couple..!! :)
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391. Position of husband is like a split A.C.
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393. No matter how loud he is outside,
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397. he is designed to remain
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399. silent, cool & controlled by remote.
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409. Marriage is a
410. Workshop...
411. where
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414. Wife Shops...
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423. What a married man says after years of marriage:-
424. My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, 
425. she doesn't Trust me & I don't Understand her.
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434. Gusse Ka Aana "Mard" Hone K Nishani
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438. Magar...
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442. Gusse Ko Pee Jana
443. "Husband" Hone Ki Nishani
444. Hai...!!
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453. Don't marry the person you want to live with...
454. Marry the one you cannot live without...
455. But whatever you do, you will regret it later..
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464. Aey Khuda Mere Wo Tamaam Gunha Maaf karma
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467. Jin Ki Wajah Se Meri Shadi Ruki Hui Hai
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469. Note- Shadi Shuda Log "Ruki" Lafz Hataa Kar Padhe..
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478. Two hands to hold onto forever,
479. Two arms to be embraced by eternally,
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481. Two eyes to gaze into for always,
482. Two lips to kiss so passionately.
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484. Two souls fused by commitment,
485. Two names written in the stars above,
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487. Two lives intertwined by God,
488. Two hearts joined by the purest of love.
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497. Don't Marry the Person ,
498. you Want to Live With...
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500. Marry the One ,
501. you Cannot Live Without...
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503. But
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508. you Will Regret It Later...
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517. 'MARRIAGE''
518. Is Nature's Way
519. Of Preventing
520. ''PEOPLE''
521. From Fighting With
522. ''STRANGERS'' ..
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531. there are many brave men who are adventurous & are never afraid to fight..
532. Some join Pakistan army, others get married ... 
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541. Wishing you a happy marriage & hoping that your
542. life together will be rich in joy & love.
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551. It's your Wedding Day
552. So perfect & fine
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554. With all your friends round you
555. to have a good time.
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564. From this day forward
565. you shall not walk alone
566. My heart will be your shelter
567. & my arms will be your home.
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576. Man before Marriage is like Airtel
577. Aisi Azaadi Aor Kahaan
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579. After Marriage He's Like Hutch
580. Whereever you Go Our Network Follows.
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589. There is a way of transferring funds
590. That is even faster than net banking.
591. It is called marriage.
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