- Khup Nati Julatil Tuzya Jivanat,
- Jashi Phule Padatat Tuzya
- Anganat, Khup Mittra Maitrini
- Bhettil Tula Jivanat, Pan Mazya
- Maitrichi Jaga Thev Tuzya Rhudayat
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- Tuza Premacha Pawsat Me
- Olachimb Zalo.. Wah Wah
- Tuza Premacha Pawsat Me
- Olachinb Zalo.. Wah Tu 2
- Min Ithech Thamb Me Chaddi
- Pilun Aalo.. Wah Wah Wah
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- Mazi ek frnd aahe ti tuzya badal vicharat hoti
- mi tila tuza no. Dila aahe
- tiche nav aahe SMILE
- I think ti aali asel na?
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- Sagar kinari basun koni radat asel,
- tuzi aathavan kadhun koni tadphadat asel,
- Hrudyavar hath thevun ekda vichar tar kar,
- Tuzyasathi pan koni jagat asel.
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- Marathi Asmitechi Marathi shan,
- Marathi parmparecha marathi man,
- Ya aajchya sonyasarkhya diwashi Sonyasarakhya Shubhechha....
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- trikal sandhya iish sambandh aani svadhyayane
- parsper manvi yakatmta he manvala uannt jivnakde gheun jatil.
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- Mulga - aai mi ratri swapan pahile ki maz ek paul
- prathvivar aani ek chandravar aai - aivde mothe swapan pahu nakos "chaddi" fatal tuzi.
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- Priye...
- Tujhya Hrudayachya Thokyancha Aavaj Yava
- itke Mala Tu Javal Ghe
- Aaple Prem MareParyant Fulat Rahil
- Yache Mala Tu Vachan De
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- Today is World MOBILE DAY
- So unga Mobile-a open
- panni battery-a kazhati
- Mobile-a soap pottu
- kazhuvi
- SIM cardla kungumam
- vaitchuttu
- Sollunga
- GOVINDAA. GOVINDAA,.
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- Tuzya Sathi Sudhraych Hote
- Pan Sandhi Denyachi Tuzi Tayari Navhati
- Darja Navach Mandir Unch Ubharles
- Pan Chadhav Mhantle Tar Payarich Navhati
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- tu boltana mi pahat basto tu hastana mi pahat basto ..
- khare tar tuze samorche dat kase kidlet yachach mi vichar karto.
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- Athvanichya Vaadlat 1Nishan maze asu de,
- Fulanchya ya Bagichyat 1ful maze asu de,
- Jevha tu athvan karshil AAPLE,
- Tyat 1nav maz pan asude
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- Jr Tu konavr Prem karat Asel Tarch Khali Vach
- Thamb tujhya Aailach sangto
- ('.'(/ O Kaku
- ./\. Bighadla...
- *****************
- Bayko- Mi Gane Gate Tevha,
- Tumhi Gharabaher Ka Jata?
- Navra- Karan Baherchi
- Lokani Ase Samju Naye Ki Mi Tuza Galaa Dabat
- Aahe..
- *****************
- Premat Tula Dur Karne Kathin Aahe,Ha Virah
- Sahan Krne Kathin Aahe..Sope Vat te Tuzya
- Aathvnit Marrne,Karan Tula
- Visrun Jagne Kathin Aahe..
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- Jivanat Kadhi Konala Kami Samju Naka,
- Karan Ek Lahanishi Mungi Tumchya Gandila Chau Shakte,
- Pan Tumhi Chau Shakat Nahi.!
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- Prem kay aste mala kalat nahi,
- premacha vistar mi karu shakat nahi,
- mala fakt ek mahit aahe,tila pahilyashivay mala karmat nahi.. :-(
- *****************
- Himat asel tar yapexa phaltu SMS pathvun dakhav
- Sir : Peruchya zadawar 10ambe,yatle5chiku kadhle,tar zadawar kiti kele urle
- Student: 10hatti
- Sir: Are wa,kase olkhle
- Stuent: karan mi dabyat methichi bhaji anli ahe.
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- Pahila diva aaj lago dari
- Sukhachi kirney yehi ghari
- Purna hoyo tumacha sarbo icha
- Deepavalicha hardik subhecha
- *****************
- lal pivli kombadi tiche tiche karde karde
- pai barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?
- *****************
- Me:- Deva mala kay kaltach nay ki jagna manje kay?
- Dev:-Are bala svatha sakha sglyan var premkaray ch hay!
- yalach jagnan mantyat ki nay.
- *****************
- Na sampnare akhand swapna asave na bolta eku
- yetil ase shabd asavet grishmat paus padtil ase
- dhag asavet na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet
- *****************
- Dost tera bahut sahara hai
- Warna is duniya mein kaun hamara hai
- Log marte hai maut aane par
- Hamay to aapke dosti ne mara hai
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- Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobaat Ekhadyaa
- chanshya hotel madhe Aikache aahet tey Premache
- teen shabda Mee bill bharte ..
- *****************
- Priye
- Tu mala havi aahes
- Majya sobat
- Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
- aikache aahet te
- Premache teen shabda
- me bill bharte ..
- *****************
- Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan,
- rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna
- rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Musalmaan
- mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,
- "Bis Milaah!!" Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, "dus tulla, dus malla!!!
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- Swagat nav varshache.
- Asha aakankshache.
- Sukh samruddhiche, padata dwari paaul GUDHICHE.
- Happy Gudipadwa.
- *****************
- Jivnachya watewar Kalyanche bandh futun jatat
- Wahun jate sahwasache pani
- Tarihi Maitricha Ankur tag dharun rahto ....
- Karan bhijat rahtat tya Aathavani�e.
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- Rang-gandhachya utsavat
- Samil hou ya sarejan
- Gudhipadvyachya shubhecha deun
- Sajra karu ya navvarshacha san.
- Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubheccha .
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- Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
- Najre samor dhuka vaatel
- Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
- Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
- Tevha tu majhya kade ye
- Me tula
- Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain
- *****************
- Na sampnare akhand swapna asave
- na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet
- grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet
- na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet
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- Sakali hastes
- Dupari hastes
- Sandhyakali hastes
- Ratri hastes
- Gharat hastes
- Rastyat hastes
- Yetana baghun hastes
- Jatana baghun hastes
- Tila kay vaatte
- Tu ektich dat ghastes ?
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- When i call you..
- 1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
- 2. Ringing means i like u.
- 3. Ringing means i miss u.
- 4. Ringing means i need u.
- 5. Ringing means behray phone uchal
- *****************
- Satyajit Ray chya babanche nav kay ahe
- Baap Re
- Aajobanche nav?
- Baap re Baap
- *****************
- Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato.
- Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
- Patient:Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi
- Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun
- bagha kahi farak padto ka te.
- *****************
- lal pivli kombadi
- tiche tiche karde karde paii
- barech divas jale tumcha sms yet na
- tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?
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- Shant niwant shishir sarala.
- Salsalata hirwaa vasant aala.
- Kokilechya suravatee sobat, chaitra"PADVA" dari aala.
- "Nutaan Varshabhinandan
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- In Korian: Him ham hu,
- In Rashian: Sim sam su,
- In Chini: Chin chan chu,
- In Thai: Hab haab hu,
- &
- In Marathi: Yadaa ha tu
- *****************
- Ek sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto
- tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat yaar
- kya bivi mili ha sardaar ko sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto to
- scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto aare saale bivi hogi teri vo to
- meri behen ha..
- *****************
- Tu mala havi aahes
- Majya sobaat
- Ekhadyaa chanshya hotel madhe
- aikache aahet tey
- Premache teen shabda
- mee bill bharte ..
- *****************
- @@@Ekda ek manos doctor kade jato. Tyla constipation cha tras hot asto
- Patient: "Dr, mala alikade hoat nahe"
- Dr: Thek ahe ajpasan palikade basan bagha kahi frak padto ka te####
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- Sarwanchi nzr chukwoon thujhe
- majhyakade baghani he mala mahit astt
- Tujhe he baghani mala kalhatt asatt
- Pan tujhya nakalht maje tula baghane he tula kalhat nasatt
- *****************
- Naa sampanare akhand swapna asave,
- Naa bolata aiku yetil asee Shabd asavet,
- Grishmat paus padtil asee dhag asavet,
- Naa magata sobat detil asee Mitra asavet...
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- @@Pu Laa Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat. T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste."Pu La Deshpande".Tar
- T-shirt chyaa magchyaa bajulaa kay lihile asnar?
- Pu Sh Deshpande@@@
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- @@Bharun aaly aasmat radu lagale sare sant...
- Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khaant...
- Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Saawant@@@@
- *****************
- $$$Jevhaa tulaa agdee ektaa vaatel
- Najray samor dhukaa vaatel
- Aas pass konich disnar nahee
- Saagle jaag andhuk hon jayl$$$
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