- JAan Chad Ke Das Tere Lai Ki Kar Sakdi Aan Main Jaan Nai Deni Meri Jaan Tu Aein
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- SaNu TeRy PiyaaR ny DiwAaney Kr Ditaa aaaye. BaQi Sary Jag tou beghaney kr diTa aaye
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- Sochaan di aeh mayyiat chaa ke hun main kerre ghar jawaan ga, Jay bolaan tey maaar dein ge, na bolaan tey mar jaawan ga..
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- Jandi ae te jaye chahe meri jaan jaye, din ka sakoon meri raat da araaam jaye, ****************
- Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai
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- Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni..
- Sochan wali gal ay eh k oh anday vich warya kinj?
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- Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
- Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
- Bada Dil karde baha deva enna nu,
- par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!
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- Ansoo tere diggan te akh meri rovey Satt tenu lagey dard menu hovey
- Rab karey saadi dosti inni gehri hovey Littar tenu pain te galti meri hovey
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- Teacher to Sardar: What is Number Seven, Even or Odd?
- Sardar: Even
- Teacher: How can you make seven even??
- Sardar: Remove the S !! :P
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- zindagi vichh fer milaange aapan
- kite vekh k na nazran jhuka lavin..
- tenu vekhya lagda yaar kite..
- bas keh jaffi pa lawin......
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- Yo Yo Chota Honey singh!
- Assi Rehnde Ha Ni Mumy Kolo Dar Ke..
- Mumy Rakhdi Hai Danda Hath vich Phad Ke..
- Bhaj ke rajai vich vad jaiye, jad panga pe jave..
- Pehla Royi Da Ni Phr Chup Hoyi Da Ni, Jado Danda Pai Jave.....
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- Jat scoter te,scoter 80 te
- Jat bulet te,bulet 100 te
- Jat alto te alto110 te
- ,jatt swift te
- swft 120 te,
- Agge
- agge ki jatt ambulance Te.
- AmbUlance 130 Te.
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- Ik Dil Te Lakh Samjhaun Wale
- Je Samajh Na Aave Ki Kariye
- Dard Dil Da Howe Ta Seh Laiye
- Je Dil Hi Dard Ban Jawe Ta Ki Kariye
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- Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass...
- Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass ...!!!
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- Students ka sufiana kalam :-)
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- Sohna Dil te husan jawan hove..
- pakki sadak te ucha makaan hove...
- aa ghut ke jhaphi pa laie jera pehla chade oh baimaan.
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- Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
- Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
- saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
- hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!
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- Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
- Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
- Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c
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- Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
- Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
- Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya, te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!
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- Tu sohni tera na sohni,
- par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,
- sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C
- Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!
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- Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,
- He went to eat it,
- But
- On the way he saw a keeri,
- He left the Gurr & went with keeri.
- MORAL:
- *Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-
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- Ibaadat rabb di te chehra yaar da howe,
- sajde khuda di te rasam pyaar di howe,
- aashiqaan de mazhab di ki dassiye,
- zikar rabb da te gal dildaar di howe.
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- Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai,
- teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai,
- saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun -jaan vich,
- har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai
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- Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
- vekhan waale bada pasand karde
- sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
- eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
- sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
- nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!
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- Ek Doctor Punjabi Bacche De Pair De Taanke Kattne Aaya,
- Dr. Beta Who Dekho Upar Sone Ki Chidiya,
- Baccha Tu Saleya Thale Dekh, Pair Na Wadd Davi,
- Lagda Chidi Da Mama...
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- Punjab Main 2 Cheezain E T0 Achi Hain
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- Aikk LASSI
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- Ty
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- D000jy 80
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- Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay??
- Lahore ka Musafir akarrty hoye:
- Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.
- Airhostess: Sir masjid di toti warga monh ay tawada
- Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho.
- Apni pehan de walima tey nahi.
- Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..
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- Dil vich teri yaad sajjna
- Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna
- Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi
- ⇮⇮Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna
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- Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai?
- Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
- Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
- tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!
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- me mangi se maut rabb toh,
- usne menu pyaar ch pa ditta..
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- ⇒⇒Jina Chahunde haan per Zindagi raas nahi aundi,
- Marna chahunde haan per Maut saday paas nahi aundi,
- Bahut Udaas haan asin is Zindagi toun,
- Teri Yaad vi te ⇶⇶Tarponoun ton baaz nahi aundi,
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- Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste,
- tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste,
- ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo,
- Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste...
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- aee Zindagi di chahat da silsila hai koi mil gaya te koi Vichhar gaya,
- Jinnu Mangaya si Duwawaan chay Oo Kisi hor nu Bina mange mil gaya...
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- ⇙⇙Hasna Ohna di Aadat see,
- Aasi galat Andaza la Bethe
- Oh hasde hasde vasde rehay
- Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe...
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- Aaj vo humsy jannat mein takra gaye
- Aaj vo humsy jannat mein takra gaye
- Aur humary dil se awaaz nikli.....
- Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!
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- Jo assar hai akh di maar andar
- oh na teer te na talwaar andar
- ↺↺ohna Rab nu labh k ki lena
- Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!
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- Ishq ishq ta hr koi kardy,
- pr koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
- ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthy aashiqa nu,
- Dil de sakdy ny par jaan nahi!!!
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- Jy Saadi Nahin sei Tu ho Sakna
- Kaahnu Pyaar Enna Fer Payeya c
- Jy Inj hi Rulaana c Varny
- Kahano Saanu Fer Tu hasaya c
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- ↩↩Padna-likhna chad pary
- Nakal ty rakh aas
- chak Rajai ty So jaa bhagta
- Rabb karuga paas!!!
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- ⇖⇖Shehar tere diyan galiyan dy vich rul jayie
- yaad kardy tenu khud nu bhul jayie
- Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan
- teri aakh cho athru banky dull jayie
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- Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ky,
- saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoi ae,
- jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
- assi ohdi vi kuri fasayi hoyi ae!!!
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- Dil karda ae tere kol aa k ruk jaava
- teri bukkal wich rakh k siir muk jaava
- hanju ban k digga teriya aakhaa da
- tere bulla de kol aa k sukk jaava
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- Halat Diyan Majburiyaan Toun Main Tery Kol Aa Nahi Saqda
- Bhara Dhuk Lagda Ay Tery Ho K V Main Tery Dard Wandha Nahi Saqda
- Mujboor Aan Sari Zindagi Main Tery Naal Nibha Nahi saqda
- Pr Kasam Khuda di Mar K V Main Tera PYaar Bhula Nahi Saqda
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- Tainu Gal Laun Da Chah Hi Rehya,
- Tere Shehar Aunda Chah Hi Rehya,
- Lara Laa Ke Rakhea Kagaz Kalam Nu,
- Khat Tere Naam Paun Da Chah Hi Rehya,
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- Dil kisay dy yaad vich rondaa rehaa,
- Daag apnay dil dy main dhondaa rehaa,
- Tur pay oh aun ga main taangh vich,
- Ghar daa boua kholda dhondaa reea,
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- Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
- teri mehfil sadaa abaad rahy,
- kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
- jekar tenu saadi yaad rahy..
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